Funniest movie quotes

jeepsr4ever

Post your funniest movie quote Here are my 2 "This is my BOOM stick"- ash army of darkness Recent movie quote . when the husband (who was going crazy) was asked " Is this punishedment or cruelty" by his wife at the dinner table when he was making the kid stack wood untill he had finished. He reply'ed "I thought it was meatloaf" :?:

Soylent_Green

Back in the day, local channel nine aired "Blazing Saddles"

There's a line in the movie that goes "move it nigger!"

...The edited version that aired on primetime broadcast television went ike this; "outta my way nigger!" :shock:

Ah, if ony the FCC would let people get away with things like that nowadays...

:bazooka: [-X

Other than that, the line "They pissed on my carpet, man!" from The Big Lebowski comes to mind.

Soylent_Green

That line from The amitiville Horror, I was the only one that laughed at that in the entire theater. I thought it was a great line. Aparently everyone else had their wives sitting next to them......

73hornut

Val Kilmer in real geious. "In the immortal words of Sokrates, I ate what?!"

mrtazwrench

jeepsr4ever wrote
Post your funniest movie quote

Here are my 2

"This is my BOOM stick"- ash army of darkness

:?:

"shop smart shop s-mart", form the same movie, i always think of this when i hear about the sears-kmart merger.

Phil

Hump? What hump?- Young Frankenstein dang near anything from Blazing Saddles! ...And now for something compleatly different!

Soylent_Green

Man: "Eh, that must be the king."

Other man: "How do you know?"

Man: "He doesn't have S**T all over him."

(You guys have to know what thats from)

Soylent_Green

mrtazwrench wrote
jeepsr4ever wrote
Post your funniest movie quote

Here are my 2

"This is my BOOM stick"- ash army of darkness

:?:

"shop smart shop s-mart", form the same movie, i always think of this when i hear about the sears-kmart merger.

Anything that comes out of Bruce Cambell's mouth is awesome.

rollen dean montoya

the one i like is from independence day "do you think they know what's about to happen to them" " not a chance in hell" "nothin but love" "good night" "peace" we know what the alien said before the big bang"OH OH" 120kiloton nuclear devices usually get that reaction :mrgreen:

Bombardier

"I am Jack's <fill-in-the-blank." - Fight Club "You are not special! You are not a unique beautiful butterfly!" - Fight Club "We are the all knowing, all seeing crap of the world!" - Fight Club And speaking of Bruce Campbell, anybody here seen "Bubba Ho-Tep"??? :lo1l:

Lifted79CJ7

Heard a new one today...

Money?!?!?!?!?!?

Listen, fifteen million dollars isn't money. What you take the grocery store to buy food is money.

Fifteen million dollars is a motive with a universal adapter on it.

:lo1l:

Soylent_Green

ok, name the flick (or actor) : "Life's a bitch, and she just went into heat."

Lifted79CJ7

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Phil

BADGES?... WE DONT NEED NO STINKING BADGES. Treasure of the Sierra Madre

73hornut

"Patches! I need some stinking patches!" Bubble boy

73hornut

"I'm Obnoxious!" and "Ahh, you made me ink." Finding nemo