All I have to say is that I live less than a mile from the boardwalk in Virginia Beach, so just hop on a beach cruiser and there is all kinds of fun stuff to hit after hitting the bars.......
There is stuff like this during day:

And wierd stuff like this....

Then you can go do a little of this....

Followed up with a little....

and once you get piss ass drunk, everyone tells you this....

#-o