OK, I give up! So my roommate and I are waiting on dinner to cook tonight when he looks out the sliding glass door and asks if I just saw some smoke. I look out and didn't see anything. We waited for a second or two, then a big waft of smoke comes from the deck above us. I walked outside and looked up and saw a different neighbor (lives on the 3rd floor) in my upstairs neighbor apartment and there is tons of smoke. I couldn't tell if there was a grill out or not, so I took a ew more steps back and asked what was up. Oh, it's cool, just a grease fire. What??? JUST A GREASE FIRE? So I go up there and there is the girl with her baby by her door and ask if everything is OK. She looked pretty shook up, so I went in to see what all was happening. Man, I rounded the corner to the kitchen and there was just a wall of smoke. I have never seen a wall of smoke, but that is exactly what it looked like (smoke behind glass, couldn't see 2 inches in front of your face).
I see my other neighbors throwing bags of flour around and I couldn't see any flames. The doors were all opened and we started to clear it out to assess the damage. Looked like it was out, but the stove was still billowing. I ran downstairs and grabbed my box fan. I know, I know, feeding the fire, etc, but hell we needed to clear it out to asses what was going on. My buddy Mike took it and dissappeared into the smoke and all I could hear was Where's the plug?!?!? Where's the plug?!?!? Anywho, he found it, plugged it in and the kitchen started clearing out. They had unloaded every box of flour and baking soda they had on the fire (electric range so water isn't very smart). Smoke was still pouring out from where the spillage area was, so we cracked it open and dumped more baking soda in it. About that time, the fire department showed up and took it from there.
After about 10 minutes the husband came home. She told us, "Oh look, here comes my husband! He's gonna be sooo mad!!" He pulled into a handicapped parking spot sideways about 15 spaces down, opened his door and just stared. Poor bastard had that deer in the headlights look. You could just see what was running through his mind. "Oh Lord. What happened. Oh man, all I know is that this is not good at all. Why is my wife outside looking at me like that? Crap, I should have stayed home today" Poor guy. We all kinda started laughing at him and mocking him for we knew how it looked. "Hey honey, dinners done!" Anywho, all was well, there wasn't any real damage and everyone was ok, even the two kids.
PLEASE EVERYONE CHECK YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHERS, SMOKE AND CO2 DETECTORS TODAY WHEN YOU GET HOME!!! FIRES ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER AND THIS WEEK I'VE DEALT WITH ENOUGH FOR A LIFETIME!!!
#-o
Jack