AJB (All Jeepers Bulletin)
…Be on the lookout for 2 white males in their early stages of mental development. Go by the aliases of "MC" and "Superman". Last seen sleeping peacefully at Hotel Mudrat in Virginia. Last known vehicle description, “A little green POS that can’t carry squat”. Last known direction, back to the home igloo in MN…..
MC and Superman left in the early morning hours skipping out on their hotel bill, forcing this AJB. :!:
Didn’t get much done on the Jeeps – figured they needed a vacation since they were on one. :t: "They got in about 7PM Fri. I took’m to a basketball game, fed them a chicken dinner, and then came to the house. I gave them a beer and the first thing "MC" does is jerk the rear axle out from under me!!!! I don’t have one to put in though Humm… :-| " accused the victim.
Another perp involved in the incident was Lifted79 (AKA: “Jack the Manager”) who came late and just drank beer #-o
According to the victim; "At 2AM I was forced to put all three to bed (separate beds)."
"Lifted79" skipped out on his 'beer and bed' bill sometime early Sat AM - should have been a warning to the Hotel Mudrat Staff." Mudrat continued.
All day Sat was spent driving the 2 remaining perps on a tour of the local historical areas including the Army Transportation Museum, Yorktown Weapons Station, Yorktown Battlefield, Naval Station Norfolk and the Amphibious Base at Little Creek. After the evening meal, more beer and a movie I again put the 2 felons to bed, from which they left in the early morning dark hours of Sunday.
It is believed "MC" left behind empty beer bottles and cans (and an empty bottle of Ouzo), and some V-8 engine parts that are of no use on an inline 6. "Superman" left some beer bottles, cans and some plastic water bottles. Both felons departed with ALL photos taken during their stay.
This alert expires in 24 hours or when the perps come clean and e-mail Mudrat they got home safely :?:
AJB end alert :lo1l: :?
Mudrat